Wilmington Pizza This pizza is totally gummy worms, except bad tasting

Listing

Herein I create a handy little listing, sorted by ranking, of our local pizzerias. This is the fucking gospel. I am infallible and this shit is indeed for real. Myrrh can fuck right off, oregano is my jam. This shit's for your convenience so fuck you.

Top Tier

Brooklyn (Ogden) (1)

I <3 NY Pizza (1.5)

Nicola's (2)

Brooklyn (Hampstead) (2)

Pizzetta's (2 - formerly 4.5)

Uncle Vinny's Italian Ristorante (2)

Reel Pizza (2.5)

Michaelangelo's (Carolina Beach) (2.5)

Tony's (2.5)

Nino's (3)

Brixx (3)

Vito's Pizzeria (3)

Incredible Pizza (New Centre) (3)

Siena (3.5)

Mid Tier

Pepperoni Grill (4)

Mellow Mushroom (Wrightsville) (4)

Michaelangelo's (UNCW) (4)

Fat Tony's (Downtown) (4)

Uncle Louie's Pizza Lounge (4.5)

Scotto Pizza (4.5)

Luciano's (5)

Mellow Mushroom (Oleander) (5)

Brooklyn Sal's Famous Pizza (5)

Avanti (5)

Break Time Grille (5)

Hoobie's (5)

Nino's (Eastwood/Market) (5)

Frank's (5.5)

Wilmington's House of Pizza (5.5)

Slice of Life (Downtown) (5.5)

Slice of Life (Military Cutoff) (5.5)

Papa Bella's (5.5) CLOSED

Subway (Monkey Junction) (5.5)

Fishy

KickBack Jack's (6)

Gumby's (6) CLOSED

Incredible (Eastwood) (6)

Osteria Cicchetti (6)

Krazy (6)

CiCi's Pizza (6)

Goodfellas (6.5) CLOSED

Whole Foods (6.5)

Incredible (Bermuda Triangle) (6.5)

Elizabeth's (6.5)

Michaelangelo's (Monkey Junction) (6.5)

Antonio's (Porters Neck) (6.5)

Fucked

Kornerstone Bistro (7)

Antonio's (MJ) (7)

Princess Pizza (7)

Slice of Life (Pine Valley) (7.5)

Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet  (7.5)

Papa Murphy's (7.5)

Sbarro (8)

Costco (8 - Infinite Recirc)