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Listing

Herein I create a handy little listing, sorted by ranking, of our local pizzerias. This is the fucking gospel. I am infallible and this shit is indeed for real. Myrrh can fuck right off, oregano is my jam. This shit's for your convenience so fuck you.

Top Tier

Brooklyn (Ogden) (1)

I <3 NY Pizza (1.5)

Terrazzo Trattoria (1.5)

Nicola's (2) CLOSING?

Falcone's Italian Restaurant (2)

Brooklyn (Hampstead) (2)

Pizzetta's (2 - formerly 4.5)

Uncle Vinny's Italian Ristorante (2)

Reel Pizza (2.5)

Michaelangelo's (Carolina Beach) (2.5)

Tony's (2.5) CLOSED

Nino's (3) CHANGED OWNERS

Brixx (3)

Might as Well Bar & Grill (3)

Vito's Pizzeria (3)

Incredible Pizza (New Centre) (3)

Siena (3.5)

In-n-Out Pizza & Subs (3.5)

Amore Pizza & Pasta (Wrightsboro) (3.5)

Mid Tier

Pepperoni Grill (4)

Mellow Mushroom (Wrightsville) (4)

Michaelangelo's (UNCW) (4)

Amore on Market (4)

Hungry Heroes (4)

Fat Tony's (Downtown) (4)

Uncle Louie's Pizza Lounge (4.5)

Scotto Pizza (4.5) CLOSED

Luciano's (5) CLOSED

Mellow Mushroom (Oleander) (5)

Brooklyn Sal's Famous Pizza (5) CLOSED

Avanti (5) CLOSED

Break Time Grille (5)

Hoobie's (5)

Nino's (Eastwood/Market) (5) CLOSED

Frank's (5.5)

Wilmington's House of Pizza (5.5)

Slice of Life (Downtown) (5.5)

Slice of Life (Military Cutoff) (5.5)

Papa Bella's (5.5) CLOSED

Subway (Monkey Junction) (5.5)

Fishy

On The Side Sub Shop (6)

KickBack Jack's (6)

Gumby's (6) CLOSED

Incredible (Eastwood) (6)

Osteria Cicchetti (6)

Krazy (6)

CiCi's Pizza (6)

Times Square Pizza (6) CLOSED

Goodfellas (6.5) CLOSED

Whole Foods (6.5)

Incredible (Wrightsville) (6.5)

Elizabeth's (6.5)

Michaelangelo's (Monkey Junction) (6.5)

Antonio's (Porters Neck) (6.5)

Fucked

Harris Teeter (Oleander) (7)

Kornerstone Bistro (7)

Antonio's (MJ) (7)

Princess Pizza (7)

Slice of Life (Pine Valley) (7.5)

Hibachi Grill & Supreme Buffet  (7.5)

Papa Murphy's (7.5)

Sbarro (8) CLOSED

Costco (8 - Infinite Recirc)

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  1. check out Pizzeta’s on Oleander. I’m curious how it ranks.


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