Wilmington Pizza Insulting the stretch of pavement and stripmalls you call home

20Feb/140

Michaelangeleosois Pizzer Round 2

Ah heck

2014-02-14_15-33-00_753

I randomly had to go to Kohl's recently so I decided to check in on Michaelangelos Pizza. I kind of hate that name. I'm still not sure if I spelled it properly. Just call yourself Mike's Pizza and fuck off I've got work to do. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles aside, and the artist guy (I guess), this name can fuck right off. It's got like at least a thousand letters. I think they bought a double-occupancy space in this strip mall just to accommodate their sign.

The last time I reviewed this place I gave them a generous 4 stars, or recircs, or whatever these flippy little arrow things are. Less is better, I think. The slice I got last time was a reheat. The one I got this time was freshly served out of the oven. AND IT WAS WORSE. That's a bad thing. It's a terrible sign.

As far as pizza goes, the best pizza is usually fresh out of the oven. On the other hand, if you eat cold pizza and it's awesome, that generally means the pizza is exceptional. Example: Brooklyn.

If you eat cold, then reheated pizza which is better than fresh pizza from the same shop, you know shit is fucky.

2014-02-14_15-36-08_387

 

This slice was loaded up with sauce. The sauce was okay. The cheese was clearly some bland low-moisture, low-fat shit. Crummy. The crust was bad. It had a sweetness which is not what you are looking for, right? This isn't dessert. It was cooked on a screen. Lazy. Fuck this shit. I won't change their rating, though. Just make sure you ask for an old, shitty, reheated slice and preferably get as many toppings as possible, to hide how bad the crust and cheese are.

Michaelangelos Pizza & Subs - $2.54
228 Eastwood Road Unit 4-A, Wilmington, NC 28403
 

Michaelangelo's Pizza & Subs on Urbanspoon

Posted by pete

Comments (0) Trackbacks (0)

No comments yet.


Leave a comment

No trackbacks yet.