In-n-Out Pizza & Subs
This ain't no hamburger
I went to my brother's house in Leland recently and he said "I'm getting In-n-Out for lunch," and I said, "no you're not, you prostitute." For the impossibly uninformed, In-n-Out is the best burger chain on the west coast. It kind of resembles Cook-out insofar as they like dashes in their names, they make good burgers for cheap, and they print Christian bullshit on their products. Another similarity is that neither of them sell goddamn pizza.
I remember Paul Stephen of the Star News mentioning the Princess Pizza guys would be opening this place. I would link to the article/blog post but the Star News site is still, inexplicably, locked behind a paywall. Anyhow, I guess the gents from Princess Pizza figured the name In-n-Out worked for an entire half of America, it oughta work for them, too. The name 'Princess Pizza' sure as fuck didn't work. What the fuck do I do at a place called Princess Pizza, play dress-up alongside my dollies and eat crumpets with my tea? Anyway this new joint is called In-n-Out and they serve pizza in Leland.
Three years ago I reviewed Princess Pizza in downtown Wilmington. They got one of the worst ratings I've ever given out: 7/8 recircs. "The sixth worst pizza in Wilmington" is not something they ever felt inclined to print on their pizza boxes, apparently. I bring this up because, man, I was not expecting to like In-n-Out's pizza, in any way, shape, or form.
My initial impression was that it looked like an amalgam of Papa Johns and NY-style pizza. The crust looked a bit poofy and soft in the faggotiest of ways. The cheese looked a bit overdone. But it had promise. It definitely looked better than the Princess garbage I've had in the past and at $9.99 for an 18", the opening of this pizza box held my interest.
The star here is the cheese. I assume it is Grande, but I'm not sure. It tastes like the cheese you get on every pizza that has ever knocked your socks off. Normally I'm not a cheese fiend but this is an exception. That is partly because the rest of the pizza was markedly crummier than the cheese. The sauce was alright. No complaints but no great compliments either. It wasn't a pasty, overspiced and overcooked mess but it wasn't great, either. Probably above average in terms of local pizzerias, though.
The problem with this pizza is with the dough. And it's not even really the formulation of the dough, because in a lot of ways it is pretty good. It seemed properly salted and the consistency was alright. The big problem is that they cook their pizzas on screens. This resulted in the cheese burning on top and the bottom of the pizza being whiter than my fat ass. If they cooked this thing directly on the deck it would be really, really, really good. Instead, it's just pretty good.
Man up, gents. Pizza peels might seem scary at first but you bitches can do it. I know you can. Contrary to what the pizzeria failures in this review's comments say, real pizza is never cooked on a screen. That's childish shit. Man the fuck up.
Also, what's the deal with turkey substitutes for pork products? I think these guys are Muslim. I don't mean that in mean/jokey way, I think they are. But c'mon guys. It's just a fuckin' pig. And I'm a fucking American let me eat dem pigs.
Rating:
3 1/2 recircs out of a possible 8 recircs (lower is better)
In-n-Out Pizza & Subs - $9.99 (18" pie) / $1.99 (slice)1735 Reed Rd., Leland, NC 28451
December 18th, 2013 - 18:32
i will boycott this place like i did princess. i witnessed that piece of shit muslim owner treat someone very badly the first time i ate at princess pizza. i probably wrote this on here before, but a black lady came in with her kid to use the bathroom. he told her she had to pay for something to use it(understandable). she paid for chips, and headed toward the bathroom, and then he yelled at her that “chips was not enough to use the restroom” and she left crying. i’m not usually a compassionate person, but it was ridiculous to watch. i went out and gave her her credit card she had dropped after being upset so much by him.
January 15th, 2014 - 14:45
the pizza sucks
January 16th, 2014 - 09:23
And why is that .
January 24th, 2014 - 16:14
Why does it suck.
January 19th, 2016 - 16:56
There have best pizza ever but you know you don’t like you self to like something else
Go look at the mirror you idiot
Thanks
Joe
January 19th, 2016 - 16:59
You sucks idiots
Your problem you rices and and dummy
You who make the first pizza dummy
Haaaa
February 20th, 2014 - 21:54
I tried this pizza and agree with pretty much everything you say. Except I liked it more because I’m not a pizza snob. If this place was within delivery distance I would order the shit out of it.
November 23rd, 2014 - 12:58
The reason it was formally named Princess Pizza is that it was located on Princess Street.
November 28th, 2014 - 16:31
OH SHIT YR RIGHT
January 19th, 2016 - 17:00
You piece of shit
Thanks
November 23rd, 2014 - 13:06
Ian, read your post. Will not be going there again. Their employee turnover is such that you “always” check your to go order.
November 29th, 2014 - 16:34
Thanks, i hope these guys go out of business soon. i imagine they will if they treat people like that.
December 5th, 2014 - 18:42
I visited this place and thought it was good.