Comments for Wilmington Pizza

Comment on Hungry Heroes by Golfer Dud

Golfer Dud — Sat, 18 May 2013 21:29:21 +0000

Glad you made the hole and one, Pete, wasn’t that the year Funigiello destroyed all 18 greens? If it didn’t go in the hole, it would have been another three put green rolling through the mess he created. He’ll fuck this business up too.

Comment on The Original Incredible Gourmet Pizza by pete

pete — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 15:59:53 +0000

hey, you talk like a fag and your shit’s all retarded!

Comment on Oh This Again. Poor You. by John

John — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 12:14:58 +0000

“Pizza is not a last salvation nor is it a last stand. It is, for me, the last funeral for a culture so corrupted as to be indistinguishable from utter goddamn shit. I write these reviews to remind people that such a thing as quality exists and it doesn’t make you a complete faggot to appreciate such things in your life.”

Beautiful. :’(

Comment on The Original Incredible Gourmet Pizza by John

John — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 12:03:34 +0000

I’ve come to the conclusion that the comments section is just as entertaining as the reviews.

Also, can no one in Wilmington write “you’re” or “their” correct? Jesus.

Comment on Slice of Life Pizzeria & Pub by John

John — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 11:28:47 +0000

Did Ted Nugent just tell you to fuck off?

Comment on Nino’s Pizza & Pasta by John

John — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 10:37:27 +0000

These comments are awesome. Keep em comin, pizza shop owners!

Comment on On The Side Sub Shop by pete

pete — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 20:44:02 +0000

1. LIGHT? IT IS FUCKING DEEP FRIED.
B. BROOKLYN STYLE? THESE FUCKS ARE MORE CANADIAN THAN NY.
9. ROBUST? FUCK YOU. READ BLOG. I LIKE SAUCE THAT HAS VERY LITTLE SEASONING.
Z. Amiruca

Comment on Harris Teeter by » Harris Teeter Submarine Sangweichez liquorlunch

» Harris Teeter Submarine Sangweichez liquorlunch — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 21:12:17 +0000

[...] real crazy. They expandin’, they doin’ real weird stuff. Some of them now got a dang pizza bar … Whaaa? But no for real it’s true. Most Teets have a little sandwich station next to [...]

Comment on Amore on Market by Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 04:54:27 +0000

I dont know where you got your info from but where did you get that this was failing.
Lucianos sold to the same person who owns amore in castle hayne. He wanted to have both places the same
name. The lucianos owner had to move and sold. It was actually doing very well sales.

Comment on Dr. Oetker Pizza Mozzarella by awd

awd — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 05:57:55 +0000

finally a remotely honest review. Let me elaborate though; the mozarella on this pizza is complete garbage. When cooked it’s so stiff you have to rip off the entire slice of mozarella (probably burning your mouth) because it’s one big sticky stiff blob of garbage. Don’t listen to the paid reviews, take my word for it and save yourself from a ridiculously garbage pizza.
I have witnessed the same troublesome mozarella slice on several different brand pizza’s, all of them failing horribly. Stay away.

I must say though, the tomatos taste pretty fresh.